|honey, i'm not your honey pie|

•one direction, the killers, ed sheeran, haim, the vaccines, vampire weekend, lorde, the 1975, arctic monkeys, 5sos•

4 years later and there’s still a tiny fist shaped dent on that railing

4 years later and there’s still a tiny fist shaped dent on that railing

(Source: a-lot-like-larry, via itsmorethanabromance)




i fancy a banana

(Source: richrdhammond, via angle-of-depression)


mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin

(Source: flapped, via angle-of-depression)


i would describe my art style as post-kindergarten scribblecore

(via angle-of-depression)


*when a girl takes a nude and it gets leaked*

everyone: omg she’s such a whore she shouldn’t be sending inappropriate pictures to random guys wow

*when a guy takes a nude and it gets leaked*

everyone: wow the girl who leaked it is unbelievable like he trusted her and she did that to him wow……….

(via lydiamartining)


everyone has seen dicks they didn’t want to see

(via iusedtobeorgasm)




i feel so whack judging lame people in relationships im so bitter that nerds can be happy

So just because someone doesn’t fit your definition of “cool” they’re not allowed to be in a happy, healthy relationship? Maybe that’s why you’re single.

im single because every sexual partner ive had has died from immense physical trauma due to my gigantic wiener. so maybe take a walk in my shoes before you judge…

(via iusedtobeorgasm)


self positivity is f*cking great!!! u think ur cool??? then ur cool!!! u think ur cute??? then ur hella cute!!! look at you go. so amazing

(via iusedtobeorgasm)


all restaurants are drive-thru’s if you drive hard enough

(Source: kanyewesticle, via iusedtobeorgasm)



opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

(Source: uncooler, via michaeltheguitarist)